Don't Ask, Don't Tell (Volume 8)

Sam was sitting in my lap today (while talking to Uncle Brian) and I was randomly looking in his ears. I noticed a TON of wax and took my handy dandy light (idea from Aunt Sandy) and looked further. Wow he had a lot of wax. Weird. So I got the Q-tip and tried to shake the "wax" out and only pushed it in further (bad idea I know.) Called the peditrican and they told me to come in ASAP... as in 10 minutes. Got all the kids in the van, got over to the ped, and he said... "yep it is wax." He told me he was going to get it out with that wire stick wand (Donna knows the name of it) and the ped got it out. I said, "Whoah that is the biggest piece of wax I have ever seen." Ped said, "Oh no that looks like paper." Upon closer inspection, I noticed it was actually a gum wrapper. When I flattened it, I noticed it said "Orbitz". The last time Sam had "Orbitz" gum was in Michigan 3 weeks ago .